K-9 Not Amused By Florida Man’s Antics While On Meth

If you happen to’ve paid in the slightest degree of consideration to the information during the last decade or so, you then’re acquainted with “Florida Man.” It’s a headline turned residing legend. “Florida Man” has now taken on a complete id, fueled by nonsensical and generally onerous to consider antics. From alligators thrown into drive-thru home windows to assaults involving porcelain squirrels, “Florida Man” by no means fails to disappoint. 

Spoiler alert: “Florida Man” tales practically all the time finish in a visit to jail. However, sadly for society (and luckily for leisure functions), the “Florida Man” phenomenon is actual and exhibits no indicators of aligning with societal requirements anytime quickly. 

Florida Man Vs. Okay-9 Officer

“Florida Man” struck once more lately. FoxNews.com says a person in Florida was arrested after being discovered bare and excessive on meth. However, within the means of his bare escapade, he determined to chew a police Okay-9. Meth makes you do unusual issues. And on this explicit evening, these unusual issues included chicken noises, mud, a foot chase and growling like a canine. Besides there was an precise, extremely educated canine who didn’t discover it amusing.

Police with the Columbia County Sheriff’s Division discovered 38-year-old Donald Watts appearing erratically. They’d been referred to as to a residence in Excessive Springs, Florida after a number of calls got here. Neighbors reported somebody was utilizing meth and going by means of yards with a flashlight. Officers discovered Watts bare, lined in mud, and in shallow water making chicken noises. Fairly tame for “Florida Man.” However, as is typical for the mysterious “Florida Man,” Watts took off and issues acquired weirder.

Hey, Florida Man! Go away The Doggin’ Up To Canine!

A complete of seven deputies and a Okay-9 responded to help in finding him. He was discovered below the porch of a close-by cell residence however he refused to return out. Makes an attempt to make use of a taser have been unsuccessful. Watts then by some means bumped into the woods. It was round that time that he channeled his interior Okay-9 and acquired on his palms and knees and growled. That occurred to be about the identical time that Okay-9 Casper was deployed.

Watts jumped ahead and bit Casper on the ear. As might be anticipated, Casper returned the favor, biting Watts on the top. Watts was then taken into custody and he had a pitstop on the native emergency room on his strategy to jail. He was charged with easy battery, aggravated battery on a service animal and two counts of resisting arrest together with a $37,000 bond.

There’s no phrase on Casper however we’re positive he might be again to apprehending the subsequent “Florida Man” very quickly!

h/t: foxnews.com
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